I think there’s a kink in her chromosome
There may be a wink in her gene
Her head is too round
Her nose is too proud
She howls at the Moon and the clouds
It seems she would bat at no pitch
Her calculations often switch
Her charms are true
Her mood is blue
A cat or broom is never ditched
She’s aging, well
She’s older
Pointy in the shoulder
Her lips’ll take a wayward kiss
It seems she’s getting bolder
She called today
They cut her pay
Her pension’s under tension
Crossed and cursing at her loss
Well, cults are no investment
He’s not much more than a munchkin
His evening spent on chucklin’
His dog’s a runt
His bird is bare
It’s time he clean his underwear
He lives on Silly Street
His garden is no good
Cuz bugs and rabbits
Kids and pests
Make a thieving neighborhood
His couch is holier than thou
Extended by a way to sew
The munchkin has his TV set
To channels nigh unknown
He called today
He wouldn’t say
His City or his Town
Because as far as he’s concerned
We’re running him into the ground
Marc Louis Hébert said,
October 17, 2009 at 7:14 am
10 by 12 or 12 by 13 which is it
Going for abstrabtion here…
Forgive me if obscure
MYTHICALS
I think there’s a kink in her chromosome
There may be a wink in her gene
Her head is too round
Her nose is too proud
She howls at the Moon and the clouds
It seems she would bat at no pitch
Her calculations often switch
Her charms are true
Her mood is blue
A cat or broom is never ditched
She’s aging, well
She’s older
Pointy in the shoulder
Her lips’ll take a wayward kiss
It seems she’s getting bolder
She called today
They cut her pay
Her pension’s under tension
Crossed and cursing at her loss
Well, cults are no investment
He’s not much more than a munchkin
His evening spent on chucklin’
His dog’s a runt
His bird is bare
It’s time he clean his underwear
He lives on Silly Street
His garden is no good
Cuz bugs and rabbits
Kids and pests
Make a thieving neighborhood
His couch is holier than thou
Extended by a way to sew
The munchkin has his TV set
To channels nigh unknown
He called today
He wouldn’t say
His City or his Town
Because as far as he’s concerned
We’re running him into the ground
~mlh~